Iron Chef America
The Japanese Iron Chef really was a rare, deliciously over-the-top spectacle. Iron Chef America—I’ve just now realized for some reason—really is pretty fucking stupid. Also, does anybody remember...
View ArticleA random thought on service
I’ve noticed the Internets have given rise to a virulent and intense sense of self-entitlement vis-à-vis receiving adequate service at a restaurant…or really at most service-related establishments. For...
View ArticleVeterinary counsel
A word of advice for you dog owners: If your dog poaches a box of commercially available mac-n-cheese and eats the entire powdered cheese packet, do not let that dog sleep in your bedroom. Unless your...
View ArticlePer se
Whenever somebody drops the term “per se” into a blanket statement to mitigate his/her own extreme view on any issue, that person is undoubtedly lying. Example: “I’m not advocating man-on-donkey sex...
View ArticleSecrets
KFC shoring up security for secret recipe. (AP) Has anybody ever tried to independently recreate KFC’s 11 secret herbs and spices? Does anybody care?
View ArticleSkinny pasta
For some reason, I’ve decided I’m now generally ambivalent towards angelhair pasta. Rigatoni, you’re also on notice.
View ArticleFickle
After going through a two week span in which I ate cereal every night and would near orgasm over store brand bran flakes, I’ve just now realized I haven’t had a bowl of cereal in nearly a month. On a …...
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